More Questions About The Science of Global Warming

This editorial in the Washington Times shows the "science" behind Al Gore's "hockey stick."

An excerpt:

The IPCC published its Fourth Assessment Report in 2007 predicting global warming will lead to widespread catastrophe if not mitigated, yet failed to provide the most basic requirement for effective climate policy: accurate temperature statistics. A number of weaknesses in the measurements include the fact temperatures aren't recorded from large areas of the Earth's surface and many weather stations once in undeveloped areas are now surrounded by buildings, parking lots and other heat-trapping structures resulting in an urban-heat-island effect.

Give Me Nobel - The Earth Is Cooling

Shh. Please don't tell the Nobel committee about the single fastest change in temperatures ever recorded. Does this mean I can use more than a single sheet of toilet paper?

Fun With Snowplows

We're not sure what these reporters are doing out there anyway. I think that's what the snowplow guy was thinking.

Could We Get A Little More Warming?

I won't steal the fire from this blogger. He has it just right. Especially since it took me almost three hours to get home from work tonight.

This headline brings it home...

But just in case you haven't seen it, there is some obvious global warming. On Neptune. And Triton. And Mars. And Jupiter. I think it's because of the excessive use of plastic bags. And because of Al Gore's carbon credits he bought in space dollars.

Here's some additional thoughts from the Alfred P. Sloan Professor of Meterology at MIT. I think that's the same degree Sheryl Crow has. Oh, wait. I don't think she has a meterology degree. I didn't mean Sheryl Crow. I meant Leo DiCaprio. Oh, shoot. Him either.

Kangaroo Farts

When you see a headline like this one, you have to share. You're welcome!