Principal Yurk

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ETHAN
(pushes his head through the door with a big smile)
Hey, Dad...When you grow up, do you want to be a principal?

GREG
(wondering why the boys are still not in the bathtub)
Why would I want to be a principal?

ETHAN
Because principals own the whole church and school.

GREG
Oh, wow.

ETHAN
My friend Aaron's dad is a principal.

GREG
What does he do?

ETHAN
He talks to people when they're bad. And helps them.

GREG
Are you bad at school?

ETHAN
His name is Principal Yurk. He owns the whole school.

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