The Honey Demographic

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GREG is lying on the bed, watching "Shanghai Knights" with ZOE lying comfortably on his chest. JEN watches more intently. You see, Chan choreographed all of his stunts in this one.

ETHAN enters holding a bottle of HONEY.

ETHAN
Can I have some honey?

GREG
On what?

ETHAN
(not understanding)
Can I have some honey?

GREG
What are you going to eat it with?

ETHAN
Just honey.

GREG
Just honey?

ETHAN
Just honey, in a bowl, with a spoon.

GREG
You want to- no! Who eats honey like that.

ETHAN
I do.

GREG
Who else?

ETHAN
Selah and Lisey.

GREG
No they don't.

ETHAN
(giggles)
Chinese guys.

GREG
Chinese guys eat honey in bowls with spoons?

ETHAN
...and farmers.
(giggles)
...can I?


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