Zoe downed her first bottle in minutes. She has spent the whole morning begging for some food. She was upset that she couldn't have more.
Can I, just for a minute, say
TAKE THAT! CAN ALL OF YOU WHO HAVE TOLD ME ABOUT ZOE'S EATING PROBLEMS FOR THE PAST TWO WEEKS SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLES?
Thank you. Now, back to your regularly scheduled blog.